A blondie strolls into a store to purchase another TV She searches for some time and finds the ideal television for herself She moves toward the sales rep and says “I might want to purchase this television.” The sales rep says “sorry, we can’t sell you this sincerely, I don’t think you understand what that is no joke.” Furious, the blondie stomps out and ponders internally “He won’t sell me the television since I’m a lady and he thinks I want a man to decide for me, I’ll show him.”
She proceeds to purchase a camouflage with a short haired hairpiece and phony mustache afterwards gets back to the store dressed as a man. She glances around and finds her television once more and strolls it over to the counter. In her best male voice she says “Great night sir, I could like the buy this television.” The sales rep sees directly through her camouflage and says “would you confirm or deny that you are the blonde lady from prior? I let you know I won’t sell you this.”
The blondie blows up and stomps out again pondering internally “So he won’t sell me the television since I’m blonde, figures! Yet again i’m returning and I’ll get that television!” She goes to a nearby salon and has her hair and eyebrows colored brunette and gets back to the store. She gets her television and puts it on the counter and says “I might want to buy this TV.”
The sales rep pummels his hands on the counter and says “Woman listen you can’t continue returning here and attempting to buy this!” Befuddled the blondie says “How could you realize it was me? You saw through the two camouflages, would you say you are an investigator of some kind or another? “The sales rep answers “I know it’s you since you’ve been attempting to purchase a microwave the entire day, not a goddamn television!”