A couple is sitting unobtrusively in bed when the spouse investigates at him and poses a strong inquiry.
Spouse: “How might you respond on the off chance that I kicked the bucket? Could you get hitched once more?”
Spouse: “Certainly not!” WIFE: “Why not – don’t you like being hitched?”
Spouse: “Obviously I do.”
Spouse: “Why wouldn’t you remarry?” HUSBAND: “OK, I’d get hitched once more.” WIFE: “You would?” (with a terrible look all over).
Spouse: (makes discernible moan). Spouse: “Could you reside in our home?” HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s an extraordinary house.” WIFE: “Could you lay down with her in our bed?” HUSBAND: “What other place could we rest?”
Spouse: “Would you let her drive my vehicle?” HUSBAND: “Presumably, it is practically new.” WIFE: “Would you supplant my photos with hers?” Better half: “That would seem like the legitimate thing to do.”
Spouse: “Would she utilize my golf clubs?” HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-given.”