The husband continues to stare at the pretty, drunken woman sipping her glass-backed glass of gin at a nearby table. “Do you know him?” he asked. his wife asks, turning to him.
“Yes,” the husband sighs. “She’s my ex-wife.” “He started drinking right after our divorce seven years ago and I hear he’s been sober ever since,” she explains. “My God!” he said. he said, smirking. cries the wife.
“Who would have thought anyone could go on celebrating for so long?!” Here is another funny joke for you. Bee Language Why did the bee enroll in a language course? Because it wanted to learn more vocabulary and have more meaningful conversations on umbrellas!
Quantum Barbecue So Schrödinger, Heisenberg, and Einstein get into a barbecue. Schrödinger brings a cat into a box, Heisenberg forgets how to fly a sausage, and Einstein just puts relativity on everyone’s parade.
Zen Garden in Gnome
Why did the Zen garden gnomes start a meditation group? Because they wanted to have their inner gnome and be gnome-aware in the most gnome-vasive way!
The Pirate’s Hidden Map A pirate found a treasure map with a riddle: “Dig for treasure in the palm trees where the moon meets the sun”. So, he dug all day, found a lump, and realized it was just a handwriting class!
Time-Travel Baker
Why did the once-traveling baker return to the 18th century? Knead some historic dough and bake some revolutionary buns!
The Spirit of the Garden
Why has Garden Ghost been so successful? Because he had a good “grave” with crops and he knew how to feed the plants “spiritually”!
Alien’s Phone Update
Why did Alien upgrade its communications equipment? Because he wanted to stay “intergalactic” to find the Wi-Fi hotspots of the universe!
Chicken standing jokes
Why did Chicken become a stand-up comedian? Because he had a knack for splitting dough and was always ready with a cluck-worthy punchline!
Shopping trip to Mars
Why did the man from Mars come to Earth to shop? Because they heard that our boutiques had the latest fashion in “interplanetary” fashion and they were truly out of this world!
The philosophical dog
Why do white people care about the meaning of life? Because they are nuts about deep thinking and ACOR-controversial discussions!