A person was playing golf one day and he got lost
He saw a woman up in front of him and went to her and said, “Might you at any point if it’s not too much trouble, help me, I don’t have the foggiest idea what Opening I’m on.”
She told him “You are one opening behind me. I’m on 7; no doubt about it.”
He said thanks to her and kept playing golf.
Afterward, he got lost once more.
He saw a similar woman and went to her again sort of humiliated.
“Please accept my apologies to annoy you once more yet I’m lost; could you at any point kindly let me know what opening I’m on.”
She told him, “You are one opening behind me. I’m on 14; you are on 13.”
Once more, he said thanks to her and kept playing golf.
At the point when he completed he saw her in the clubhouse.
He went dependent upon her and inquired as to whether he could get her a beverage for aiding him out.
She acknowledged.
As they were drinking and talking, he asked her how she made ends meet.
“I’m in deals,” she said.
He answered, “No doubt about it; so am I.”
“What do you sell?”
She answered that it was too humiliating to even consider telling; yet after he continued to argue to understand what she sold, she at long last said that she would let him know if he vowed not to chuckle.
He guaranteed.
She said, “I sell clean napkins.”
He quickly tumbled to the floor chuckling insanely.
She said, “You guaranteed you wouldn’t snicker”.
He answered (still with tears in his eyes), “Please accept my apologies, however I was unable to help it. I sell tissue,”…