A man is lying on the ocean front, wearing only a cap over his groin.
A lady passing by remarks,”If you were any kind of a man of honor, you would lift your cap to a woman.” He answers, “If you w
A man is lying near the ocean, wearing only a cap over his groin.
A lady passing by remarks,”If you were any kind of a man of his word,
you would lift your cap to a woman.”
He answers, “On the off chance that you were any kind of a hot woman,
the cap would lift without help from anyone else.”
There used to be a visually impaired elderly person who chose to visit Texas.
At the point when he showed up on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
“Amazing, these seats are large!”
“Everything is enormous in Texas.”, the individual close to him replied.
At the point when he at long last shown up in Texas, he chose to visit a bar.
After showing up in the bar, he requested a brew and got a mug set between his hands.
He shouted, “Wow these mugs are enormous!”
“Everything is enormous in Texas.”, the barkeep answered.
After two or three brews, the visually impaired elderly person asked the barkeep where the restroom was found.
The barkeep answered,
“Second way to one side.”
The elderly person set out toward the washroom, however coincidentally stumbled over a pail and skirted the subsequent entryway.
All things being equal, he entered the third entryway, which prompts the pool and fell into the pool coincidentally.
Terrified to d*ath, the visually impaired elderly person began yelling…
“Try not to flush, don’t flush!”