A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a reptile strolls past. The reptile turns upward and says “Hello! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and go along with me”
So the reptile ascends and sits close to the monkey and they have another joint.
Sooner or later the reptile says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he will get a beverage from the waterway.
At the riverbank, the reptile is stoned to the point that he inclines excessively far finished and falls in.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned reptile, helping him aside.
He then asks the reptile, “What’s wrong with you?!”
The reptile clarifies for the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry, and that he was squandered to such an extent that, when he went to get a beverage from the stream, he fell in!
The curious crocodile says he needs to look at this. He strolls into the wilderness and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, completing a joint.
He gazes upward and says “Hello, MONKEY!”
The Monkey peers down and says “FUUUUUCK DUUUDE… . HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!”