One day a little girl approached her mother and said, “Mom, while you were at work, a strange lady came…”
Mom quickly cut her off and replied, “Not now, we’ll wait until Daddy gets home.”
When Daddy got home that evening, Mommy turned to her daughter and said, “Now, honey, what did you say about Daddy and that strange lady?
Dad started to speak, but Mom quickly interjected, “Be quiet – I’ll contact my lawyer in the morning.” Go on dear.”
The little girl continued, “Dad told me to stay downstairs while they went up, but I followed them without Dad knowing. I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs.”
She continued, “Then they went into your bedroom and closed the door, but I snuck in and looked through the keyhole.”
“Smart girl,” Mom replied with interest. “What did you see through the keyhole?”
The girl replied: “I saw them hugging and kissing and then they started undressing each other. They continued until they had nothing on and then the lady got on the bed and dad on top of her.
Mom asked with a stern look, “And what happened after that?”
The little girl replied confidently, “Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year.”