As the man sat in the dimly lit nightclub, sipping his drink and enjoying the music, his phone suddenly rang.
He glanced at the screen, surprised to see an unfamiliar number flashing across it. Curious, he answered—completely unaware that this one call would soon take a bizarre and expensive turn.
A Wife’s Expensive Requests: A Comedic Twist
H: “Hey!”
W: “Hey, sweetheart. Are you at the nightclub?”
H: “Yes.”
W: “Perfect! I’m just a couple of blocks away at the mall, and I spotted this gorgeous mink coat. It’s absolutely stunning! Do you think I could buy it?”
H: “How much is it?”
W: “Only $1,500.”
H: “Alright, if you really love it, go ahead and get it.”
W: “Oh, and while I was at the Mercedes showroom, I checked out the 2024 models. I completely fell in love with one of them! After we talked, the salesman even offered me a great deal. Since we were already considering trading in the BMW we bought last year…”
H: “What price did he quote you?”
W: “Just $60,000.”
H: “Okay, but make sure it comes with all the available features for that price.”
W: “Great! But before we hang up, there’s one more thing…”
H: “What now?”
W: “I was reviewing your bank account, and… remember that house we looked at last year? The one by the seaside, with the English garden, a swimming pool, and a huge park? Well, I stopped by the real estate agent this morning, and guess what? It’s on sale!”
H: “How much are they asking for it?”
W: “An unbelievable deal—just $450,000! And I checked, we have enough in the bank to cover it.”
H: “Alright then, put in an offer for $420,000 and see if they’ll take it.”
W: “Amazing! Thank you, my love. See you later! I love you!”
H: “Goodbye, love you too.”
After hanging up, the man lowers the phone, turns to the people around him, and asks, “Does anyone know whose phone this is?”
As the room erupts into laughter, the man looks around in disbelief, realizing he just agreed to spend a fortune—on someone else’s dime! The unexpected twist leaves everyone amused, turning an ordinary night into a hilarious, unforgettable moment. This lighthearted joke reminds us to always check whose phone we’re answering before making any costly commitments!