A woman strolls into an extravagant gems store.
She peruses around, recognizes a wonderful jewel arm band and strolls over to review it.
As she twists around to look all the more carefully she unintentionally farts.
Extremely humiliated, she glances around anxiously to check whether anybody has seen her little mishap and implores that a sales rep doesn’t spring up this moment.
As she pivots, her most dreaded fear emerges as a sales rep standing right behind her.
Totally calm and relaxed and showing total impressive skill, the sales rep welcomes the woman with, “Great day, Lady How may we help you today?”
Awkwardly, however trusting that the sales rep might not have been there at the hour of her little “mishap!”
she inquires, “Sir, what is the cost of this wonderful arm band?”
He replies, “Lady, assuming you flatulated simply seeing it, you will crap when I let you know the cost.”