The mysterious life of Agnes
People often whispered about Agnes.
Some called her the happiest woman alive, while others believed she was carrying a strange curse. Every time she found love, fate had other plans. Some said it was a coincidence, others were not so sure. But one thing was certain – Agnes lived life unlike others.
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she found love again, married again and had 7 other children. Unfortunately, fate struck again and her second husband also met his end.
Agnes, determined to continue, married for the third time and had another 5 children. But no one will escape the time forever – Agnes has died herself.
At her funeral, the preacher spoke about her and praised her as a devoted and loving woman. Then he solemnly said, “Sir, they are finally together.”
Mourner leaned to a friend and whispered, “Do you think her first, second or third husband thinks?”
My friend laughed and replied, “I think her legs think.”
Smart description of husband
After 15 years of marriage, the wife of her husband asked her to describe her.
He looked at her thoughtfully and said, “A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
Confused asked, “What does that mean?”
He smiled and replied, “Adorable, beautiful, cute, beautiful, elegant, fashionable, beautiful and hot!”
She flatter, her wife lit up. Then she asked, “What about me, J, K?”
He replied with a smile, “I’m just kidding!”
Agnes’s busy life
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 other children. Unfortunately, her second husband also went through. Determined, Agnes got married again and had 5 other children.
Eventually Agnes died herself.
At her funeral, the preacher spoke about her and praised her as a devoted and loving woman. Then he came to the conclusion, “Sir, they are finally together.”
Mourner leaned to a friend and whispered, “Do you think her first, second or third husband thinks?”
My friend laughed and replied, “I think her legs think.”
Smart description of husband
After 15 years of marriage, the wife of her husband asked her to describe her.
He looked at her thoughtfully and said, “A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
Confused asked, “What does that mean?”
He smiled and replied, “Adorable, beautiful, cute, beautiful, elegant, fashionable, beautiful and hot!”
She flatter, her wife lit up. Then she asked, “What about me, J, K?”
He replied with a smile, “I’m just kidding!”
Conclusion
Life is full of unexpected twists, some funny and other bittersweet. Agnes’s story reminds us of the resistance, love and the power of laughter even in those unexpected moments. As for the funny reaction of the husband? Sometimes a joke can either get into trouble or make a marriage to take another 15 years!