In the hustle and bustle of our daily lives full of responsibilities, work, and occasional stress, nothing beats a good joke to lift our spirits and put a smile on our faces. After all, laughter is the best medicine and it is essential to take a break from our routine to enjoy a hearty laugh. So here’s a humorous tale that’s sure to tickle your fancy:
Once upon a time, in the elegant surroundings of a luxury restaurant, a gentleman and a lady found themselves in a rather strange situation. As they were enjoying their delicious food and enjoying the atmosphere of the restaurant, a funny incident happened.
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After the server took the order, she walked over to the table and said, “Excuse me ma’am, but I think your husband just slipped under the table.”
No, he didn’t,” the woman replied confidently as she calmly looked at the waitress. He casually walked in the door.
If this made you laugh, check out the joke below.
Don’t forget to cancel your credit cards before you die. Given the state of customer service today, this is so rare and so simple to imagine.
In January, a woman died and Citibank charged her credit card annual service fees for February and March, plus late fees and interest on the monthly balance. The balance that used to be $0.00 is now around $60.00. A relative called Citibank and said:
* Family member: “I’m calling to tell you that she died in January.”
* Bank: “The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.”
* Family member: “Maybe you should put it in collections.”
* Bank: “Because it’s two months past due, it already was.”
* Family Member: So what are they going to do when they find out she’s dead?”
* Bank: “Either report her account to the fraud department or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!”
* Family member: “Do you think God will be angry with her?”
* Bank: “Excuse me?”
* Family member: “Did you get exactly what I was telling you – the part about her death?”
* Bank: “Sir, you will need to speak to my supervisor.”
The manager picks up the phone:
* Family member: “I’m calling to tell you that she died in January.”
* Bank: “The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.”
* Family member: “You mean you want to withdraw from her property?”
* Bank: (Stammer) “You’re her lawyer?”
* Family member: “No, I’m her great-nephew.”
(lawyer information provided)
* Bank: “Could you fax us the death certificate?”
* Family member: “Sure.” (fax number is given)
When he receives a fax:
• Bank: “Our system is simply not set up for death.
I don’t know what else I can do to help.”
• Family member: “Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just attack her. I don’t think she’ll care.”
• Bank: “Fees and late fees still apply.”
• Family member: “Would you like her new billing address?”
• Bank: “That might help.”
• Family Member: “Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.”
• Bank: “Sir, it’s a graveyard!”
• Family member: “What do you do with dead people on your planet?
And there you have it – a tale of cosmic irony and customer service antics that will leave us laughing heartily and shaking our heads at the eccentricities of modern life. It’s a reminder that even in the face of life’s oddities and unexpected twists and turns, a good laugh can be the best answer.
So, the next time you face some weird and comical moments in life, remember these stories to put a smile on your face. After all, laughter is the universal language of joy and a reminder that even in the most unexpected situations, humor has the power to brighten our day.
Feel free to share these anecdotes with your family and friends to spread some laughter and levity. After all, as these stories remind us, sometimes life’s quirks are best met with a good laugh.
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