Infidelity is no trivial matter; it inflicts deep wounds upon those who are betrayed by their unfaithful partners. Nonetheless, when one woman discovered her husband’s infidelity, she decided to take an extraordinarily clever approach to confront the situation. She chose to craft a letter addressed to her husband’s mistress, artfully delineating the imminent transformation of his life.
I chanced upon this letter online, and although I cannot vouch for its authenticity, it possesses an air of credibility. Regardless, her method of revenge is undeniably unique, compelling me to share it and solicit opinions from our readers.
Dear Carla,
I wish to express my gratitude for the marks you recently left on my husband’s chest. They hold a significant meaning for me, inadvertently granting both me and my children newfound freedom. As a gesture of appreciation for your considerate actions towards our family, I extend to you the opportunity to permanently claim my husband. Should you choose to accept this offer, please take note of the following guidelines:
Financial Responsibility: You will assume responsibility for his financial maintenance. Child support for our two children and alimony for me is a necessity, considering I dedicated the past decade to their upbringing. His financial assets are strictly off-limits, dear; they rightfully belong to me.
Wardrobe Choices: An unusual incident occurred when he emerged from the shower the other day, marked with those “love bites” – a peculiar vortex materialized in our bedroom. To my amazement, it engulfed all his clothing. Consequently, you have complete freedom to dress him as you see fit. Leather pants, a leash, or any attire of your preference, girlfriend.
Weekend Farewell: Every other weekend, he is committed to supervised visits with his children. Bid him farewell during these periods.
An End to Normal Sexual Relations: It is imperative to acknowledge that you did not engage in a sexual encounter with him last night. His sexual capabilities have been impaired since a back injury five years ago. The best he can manage is a feeble attempt with a small blue pill, and even then, you may only get two or perhaps three minutes. Most of the time, he won’t even make an attempt. Therefore, dear, stock up on batteries. Nerve damage is irreversible, and you will need to cope with it, just as I did.
No Return to Me: I will not welcome him back into our home. He had something wonderful here, but he chose to relinquish it for you. You may attempt to replicate it, but I highly doubt you can ever match what we once had. When he attributes blame solely to you, you must accept it. With tears streaming down his face, he informed me that you laughed and uttered, “I hope your wife sees my bites,” as he implored for my forgiveness. Honey, your wish has come true, and he harbors great resentment towards you for it.
Last, but not least, consider this a friendly reminder rather than a rule. I will make it my life’s mission to occupy all his time with the most endearing activities imaginable to spite you. I will strive to cause him and you as much distress as my children are currently experiencing. He will grin and bear it for my sake and the children, but he will subsequently spend hours each day complaining to you about it. In case you were wondering, I believe I am acting entirely within the bounds of propriety.
So, once again, Carla, you have proven that you and your charming little bite marks can endure 13 years and two children. I concede defeat and congratulate you on securing a man who is now entirely yours.
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