A companion finds a note from her soul mate on the fridge one morning..
My dear life partner,
You will surely appreciate that I have explicit necessities that you, being 57 years old can at absolutely no point in the future satisfy. I’m very happy with you and I regard you as a good life partner. Consequently, ensuing to examining this letter, I believe that you will not unjustifiably unravel the way that I will go during that time with my 19 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Compassionately don’t be upset – I will be home before 12 PM. Exactly when the man got back home late that night, he found the going with note on the eating table…
My dear companion,
I acknowledged your letter and thank you for your validity about me being 57 years old. I should take action to exhort you that you are moreover 57 years old.
As you in all likelihood know I’m a maths teacher at our close by school. I should enlighten you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Occasion with Michael, one of my students, who is moreover the partner tennis mentor. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a powerful cash supervisor who has a sensational data on maths, you will fathom that we are encountering exactly the same thing, notwithstanding the way that with one little difference – 19 goes into 57 extra times than 57 goes into 19. Consequently, I won’t be home until eventually tomorrow.