Something felt out of the moment when he entered.
The low hum of the conversation disappeared and seemed that the clinking of the glasses had stopped. It wasn’t just a bar-it was a bar for bikers for all girls, and an old blind cowboy was just mistakenly wandering.
He did not bind on curious and careful glances, directed his journey, confidently went to the bar, sat down and ordered a drink. But what happened next time would leave the whole room in a stunned silence …
A blind cowboy enters a bar full of blonde
The old blind cowboy mistakenly goes to the bar full of female cyclists. He found his way to the stool and ordered a drink and sits quietly for a while. Then he suddenly calls the bartender, “Hey, do you want to hear a blond joke?”
The room will be silent immediately. Deep, Husky’s voice from a woman next to him breaks silence.
“Before you say the joke, Cowboy, I think it’s just fair, given that you are blind, you know some important things:
The bartender is a blond woman – and holds a baseball bat.
The ejector is also a blonde – and is armed with a Billy club.
I am also a blonde-six stop tall, 175-libra black belt in karate.
A woman sitting beside me is a blonde and professional weightlifting.
So think carefully, Cowboy. Do you really want to say that blond joke? ”
The old cowboy stops for a moment, then shakes his head and murmures, “Well, damn no … no if I have to explain it five times.”
conclusion
The blind cowboy may have traveled to the wrong bar, but he certainly knew when to choose his battles! Sometimes the best jokes are those that remain unspecified – especially when your audience is bigger, stronger and armed. This classic joke is a cheerful reminder that timing, consciousness and a little common sense can go a long way.
If you laugh well, don’t forget to look at other blond jokes for some light fun!