“One cup.”

“Chayo.”

“She said guests may use the kitchen.”

I gave up.

Ophelia apparently changed her own locks the next day.

That almost made me admire her.

Apparently boundaries became understandable when she was the beneficiary.

PART 7 — WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE JOKE STOPPED BEING FUNNY

For the first few weeks, everyone told the story because it was funny.

Ophelia moving into Lucia’s apartment.