At 2:00 a.m., My Husband Thought I Was Asleep While He Emptied Our Safe to Run Off With His Mistress. Before Leaving, He Kissed Me and Whispered, “Poor Audrey. You Never Saw This Coming.” Hours Later He Sent a Photo From the Airport. I Replied With Four Words That Made Him Call Me Immediately.
“You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?” he said.
Years ago I would have spent twenty minutes trying to prove I was not cold.
I would have explained my feelings in a voice designed not to make him feel attacked.
I would have offered him a softer story about why this had to happen.
That day I looked at him and said, “No, Daniel.
I am just ending it.”
His attorney asked for half of my liquid assets.