At My Daughter’s Wedding, My Husband Gave His Mistress My Seat and Told Me to Sit in the Back—Then the Groom’s Father Walked Past Him and Said, “Laura, I’ve Finally Found You”

Then:

“But I know a woman who needs a dress for a spring fundraiser.”

I stared.

Penelope smiled.

“Whenever you’re ready.”

PART 44 — GERTRUDE APOLOGIZES BADLY

My first visit to Gertrude’s new facility lasted twenty minutes.

She complained about the tea.

The mattress.

The television channels.