At My Daughter’s Wedding, My Husband Gave His Mistress My Seat and Told Me to Sit in the Back—Then the Groom’s Father Walked Past Him and Said, “Laura, I’ve Finally Found You”
“You aren’t giving us a kindness discount?”
“No.”
“Excellent.”
I returned the forty-two dollars he had given me at the hotel by deducting it from the alteration bill.
He objected.
I won.
Some debts deserve jokes.
PART 60 — GERTRUDE LEARNS TO LIVE WITHOUT ME
Her facility was good.
She complained anyway.