At My Daughter’s Wedding, My Husband Gave His Mistress My Seat and Told Me to Sit in the Back—Then the Groom’s Father Walked Past Him and Said, “Laura, I’ve Finally Found You”
Then one day Penelope asked:
“Why didn’t you just take the chair back?”
Good question.
“At the time?”
“Yes.”
“I didn’t want a scene.”
“I wish you had made one.”
“So do I sometimes.”