At My Daughter’s Wedding, My Husband Gave His Mistress My Seat and Told Me to Sit in the Back—Then the Groom’s Father Walked Past Him and Said, “Laura, I’ve Finally Found You”

Eventually the little brass sign outside the studio faded.

I replaced it.

The old one hangs inside now.

Near Laura’s Seat.

Penelope still thinks the plaque is hilarious.

So do I.

Visitors sometimes ask the story.

I usually say: