At My Sister’s $5 Million Wedding, My Father Poured Wine Down My Dress and Called Me a Pathetic Spinster on the Microphone. I Made One Phone Call
“And I’m Josephine’s husband.”
Chapter 15 — The Deal Is Dead
“Husband?” My mother’s voice cracked across the silence like a dropped glass.
She gripped the edge of the head table.
“That’s impossible.
Josephine doesn’t have a husband.
She doesn’t have a boyfriend.
She works a desk job—”