I’ve asked for an audit.”

He laughed, but there was no humor in it.

“Sixteen years of carrying you, and this is how you thank me.”

I thought about correcting him, listing every relocation, every family emergency I had handled, every client dinner I had organized, every opportunity I surrendered so he could describe himself as self-made.

Instead I said, “Our attorneys can handle the rest.”

“Come home, Colleen.