“Dad… My Back Hurts So Bad I Can’t Sleep. Mom Told Me Not to Tell You.” I Had Just Walked In From a Business Trip
She took us to “just look.”
Famous last words.
Lily chose the most energetic puppy in the building.
“His name is Buster.”
“Why?”
“He looks like a Buster.”
That is apparently how legal ownership decisions are made at age nine.
Buster destroyed two shoes.