Look at me a second.”

And Julian looked at him.

“I have been her father for thirteen years and I did not know one of those nine measurements.

Not one.

I built her a ramp with the handrail on the wrong side and I have never once asked a physiotherapist a question.

“You are thirteen and you got it wrong in one afternoon.

I have had thirteen years and I got it wrong the whole time.

Do not stand in a car park thinking you are the fool here.”