Fifteen and a Half Inches
Nobody sent one for four years.
The person who eventually sent one was not a parent.
Part Forty-Two: The Ninety-Word Email
On the fourteenth of November 2023, at ten past eight in the evening, from the family laptop, my son sent an email to the assistant principal of his middle school, and copied the school nurse, and did not tell me.
I found it in the sent folder in the January, looking for something else.
It is ninety-one words.