Nobody would design it that way.

It is the worst possible route to a correct outcome and it cost a man his trade.

But I was in a hallway on the twentieth of October 2023 in a dressing gown, watching my child go grey from the top down, and I have been in a hallway since, in a high school, twice, at the far end, not letting them see me.

Two kids.

Going slowly.

Talking about nothing.

That is the thing it cost fourteen hundred dollars to find out was free.