First Face You’ll See
Five explanations in about nine seconds.
Then another five.
And every single one of them, I want to point out, required him to have left the room before I woke up — which meant that every single one of them was already a version of the story in which he was not there when I opened my eyes.
I was not yet asking whether he had broken the promise.
I was only choosing which excuse to give him for it.