“Your husband just admitted, on a recorded line, in his own words, that he authorized third-party guests to occupy a property he does not legally own, and that he deliberately locked the legal owner out of it.

He handed me the last two things I needed and tied a bow on them.” She was already typing.

“I’m accelerating the deed recordation with the county clerk first thing tomorrow.

By Friday afternoon, at two o’clock, the title, the keys, and the entire security system will legally belong to the new owner.

And I am going to place one phone call to the buyer’s private security firm, to make certain that any ‘bachelor party’ that shows up on Friday receives a very warm and very legal welcome.”

Chapter 8 — South Beach