“What,” he said.

“That’s — no.

That’s not—”

“My attorney,” I said, “was very, very thorough.

And you were so eager to be free of me, so certain you were the one getting the better end of the deal, that you signed every single page she put in front of you without reading a word of the fine print.

So legally, Mike — biologically, practically, and legally — you have no standing at all.

You signed her away before she was born.