I Came Home After Four Years Working Abroad and Found My Wife Starving in Our Backyard—Then My Mother Asked About the Money I Hadn’t Told Her Was Fake

“That isn’t an answer.”

She was right.

Arthur said:

“I can arrange a lawful recording plan.

But nobody is sitting outside waiting to storm the dining room because Selina says something incriminating.”

“Why not?”

“Because this is not television.”

Phoebe almost smiled.