I Came Home Two Days Early and Found My Wife Sneaking Through the Servants’ Entrance—Then I Learned Who Had Taken Over Her House

“You don’t live here.”

“Fair.”

She laughed.

Later, lying beside her, I stared at the ceiling.

For the first time in over a year, we were in the same bed.

I expected romance.

Instead, Mariana said:

“You snore.”