I Married a Wealthy 79-Year-Old Woman for Her Money—After She Died, Her Lawyer Slid Me a Cardboard Box and Said, “You Walked Straight Into Her Trap”
The woman who cheated at cards.
Hated weak coffee.
Refused to watch television talent competitions because she said:
“Being loud is not a talent.”
Loved old detective novels.
Pretended not to enjoy diners.
Asked me every winter why I owned such ugly boots.
Ordinary is not an insult.