I Married a Wealthy 79-Year-Old Woman for Her Money—After She Died, Her Lawyer Slid Me a Cardboard Box and Said, “You Walked Straight Into Her Trap”
Then it tears.
Florence used things.
She would hate a grocery bag becoming sacred.
So I carry bread in it.
Milk.
Coffee.
Once an entire watermelon that nearly destroyed the repaired handle.
I laughed all the way home.