“No,” I said.

“Mine is the only name.”

“Then filing a stolen vehicle report against the legal title holder is filing a false police report,” she said, her voice dry and firm.

“That’s filing fraud under California state law.

No police agency in this state will touch a vehicle registered only to you.”

“Can you print an official status confirmation form?” I asked.

“I’m printing it right now,” she said, pulling a white sheet from the side printer tray.