My Brother Hid a Recording Module Beneath His Daughter’s Dining Chair
“He’ll say I kidnapped his child.”
“He can say that to me, with her sleeve rolled up.
Does she have a coat?”
“There’s a coat.
There are boots and a hat shaped like a bear.”
“Get all of it.
And Michael, don’t explain yourself to him.
If he asks where you’re going, lie badly and keep walking.”