“Brandon, no, please do not say things like that, my dear…” Across the room, the furious pounding of high heels came charging back toward us at full speed.

“Undo what exactly?!” Brittany demanded, her voice echoing loudly off the wooden barn walls.

Brandon stood up smoothly from his knees and turned around to face her directly.

“Undo our marriage,” he answered plainly.

Brittany let out a small, cracked, disbelieving laugh.

“You are obviously joking right now.” “I am completely serious,” he replied without a trace of hesitation.

“Oh, my God!

You are seriously going to ruin our entire wedding over a piece of cake?!” she shrieked.