My Mother-in-Law Brought 38 Friends to My Restaurant and Ordered $23,289 of Food—She Stopped Smiling When I Put the Folder Beside Her Bill

I said:

“You told them about Sabrina before he said a word.”

That ended that defense.

Someone near the window muttered:

“This is unbelievable.”

Beatrice looked around.

“Do not act sanctimonious.

Half of you have complicated marriages.”