Things I Can Do So Mom Will Keep Me

Under that heartbreaking title, my nine-year-old had carefully numbered eight separate rules for himself to obey in his own home.

Help fold all the little baby clothes and don’t ask to watch TV.

Never ask Dad for new baseball shoes even when my toes hurt.

Give Mom all the birthday money from my bank.

Never complain when the twins scream at dinner.

Pour my own cereal and wipe the counter every morning.