My Sister-in-Law Demanded $30,000 for a Yacht Trip to Fake a Billionaire Life Online — I Gave Her Sixty Dollars
They thought they were entitled to the water.
They never noticed the hand on the valve.
It was always mine.
I simply, at last, closed it.
And I want to say, because it would be easy to mistake this for a story about becoming hard, that closing the valve did not make me a cold or ungenerous person, and was never meant to.
I am still generous.