“Genetically, sort of.”

He looked alarmed.

“She has all her body parts.”

I laughed for the first time in days.

“Yes.”

PART 34 — THE AIRLINE DECISION

Brandon kept his job.

But the airline documented the incident and required additional professionalism training.

For a period, he lost a preferred schedule and certain seniority-related opportunities unrelated to formal seniority itself.

Nothing dramatic.