A telephone was in my wife’s hand for six minutes and eleven seconds of them.

And if you ask any person in this country what the worst thing in this story is, they will not say the shove and they will not say the forged form.

They will say the twenty minutes.

Every single one of them.

I have told this to perhaps forty people now, in various rooms, and it is unanimous.

It is the thing that makes people put their hand on the table.

And it is not a crime.