On My Wedding Night, My Father-in-Law Walked Into Our Bedroom With a Pillow—Then I Learned My Husband Had Helped Him Plan It
“Did she ever tell men to sleep between newlyweds?”
“No.”
“Touch brides with cords?”
Alice looked horrified.
“No.”
Ernest’s face reddened.
“You didn’t pay attention when you were young.”
“I was at your wedding.”