There is one more thing in that file and it is the entire reason any of this came out, and it has no legal force whatsoever.

Arthur printed it for me because it is a document in a customer file concerning an account I am now the beneficiary of, which he checked before he did it, and he made a note that he had done it.

It is a sheet of lined notepaper.

It is dated the ninth of August 2016, the same day as the form.

It is nine lines long in my grandmother’s handwriting and it is addressed to the branch.