I went into the spare rooms and I turned the lights on in both of them and I stood in the doorways and looked at them, one and then the other, for I have no idea how long.

There was nothing in either of them.

That is the whole of it.

Two empty rooms at two in the morning and a man standing in the doorway with his hand on a light switch.

Part Twenty-Two: Learning Them

It took about four months to be able to tell them apart reliably and I lied about it for three of those.

They are identical.