He said: “I knew it was something like that.

The hinge is wrong for a present.”

“What?”

“She wanted a piano hinge the full width.

That’s not how you build a gift box, you build a gift box with a lift-off lid so it comes away clean.

A full-width hinge is so it stays open.”

He looked at it.

“She didn’t want anyone to be able to shut it.”