I said, “No. There isn’t.”

And my daughter looked at me for about four seconds and said: “So she was never even ordered to.”

“No.”

“Why not?”

And I gave her reasons one, two and three, and I watched a twenty-four-year-old family law student take them apart in about eleven minutes, which was fair, and then she said the thing that has sat in me ever since.

She said: “Dad, I’m not angry that you didn’t get the money.