“And I don’t have one.

I will never have one.

There is no case.

There’s no file with our name on it anywhere in the state of California, and there never will be, because in 2012 a man decided that on his own.

“So I built one out of plywood.

“You can tell me it’s ugly.

It is ugly.

But you don’t get to tell me it’s unnecessary, because you’re the reason it’s the only one available.”