The Divorce Papers Arrived Three Days After My Numbers Finally Matched

“Patricia,” he said.

“If your signature doesn’t match the one on the ticket, this falls apart.”

“It will match.”

“How can you be sure?”

I looked at him.

“Because I signed the back of that ticket in the same blue pen I use for the grocery list,” I said.

“I’ve signed every one that way for nineteen years.

It will match.”