“They want somebody who is not sentimental about it.”

Part Twenty-Five: A Crime Nobody Charges

Bigamy is a felony in Florida.

Third degree.

Up to five years.

The statute is old and short and it has not been substantially amended in a very long time, and prosecutions under it are extremely rare, and I want to explain why, because I spent four months being angry about it and the explanation eventually did most of the work of making me stop.