One of them is eleven hundred words and has a numbered chronology in it, because of course it does.

Every one of those is unsendable, and it took me nine days to work out why, and the reason is that they are all, without exception, arguing a case.

They are all trying to make her believe it in the first reading.

Which means they are all, structurally, a document produced by somebody who wants something from her.

The second category is worse.

The second category is the ones that apologize.